Thoughts on Golf!

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.

Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually
the beginning of the next group of three.

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can
either hit one more club or two more balls.

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents luck.

It’s surprisingly easy to hole a fifty foot putt....for an 8.

It's not a gimme if you’re still away.

There are two kinds of bounces; unfair bounces and bounces
just the way you meant to play it.

You can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time and a
two-inch branch 90% of the time

Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently
make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental
equilibrium of the universe.

You can put "draw" on the ball, you can put "fade" on the
ball, but no golfer can put "straight" on the ball.

Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it.