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MY FORGETTER!

My forgetter's getting better, but my rememberer is broke.

To you that may seem funny but to me, that is no joke.

For when I'm "here", I'm wondering if I really should be "there".

And when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room, say "what am I here for?"

I wrack my brain but all in vain, a zero is my score.

At times I put something away where it is safe, but, Gee!

The person it is safest from, is generally me!

When shopping I may see someone, say "Hi" and have a chat,

But, when the person walks away I ask myself, "who's that?"

Yes, my forgetter's getting better, while my rememberer is broke.

 

So, it's driving me plumb crazy, and that isn't any joke.

CAN YOU RELATE??? I hope so, because I don't remember who I sent this to.

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You have my permission to copy/paste the joke on this page for your own use. If you would like a cute birthday party favor (Chocolate bars with the wrapper looking like the picture below) relating to old age, click on the picture below:

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