A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He
can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia
Whack.
So he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy
a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much
he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his
name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger,and that it's OK, he
knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of
money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the
loan.
She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a
tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch
tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to
consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She
finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger
out there who claims to know you and wants to
borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as
collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean,
what the heck is this?"The bank manager looks back at her and
says:
( Are you ready???)
(You're gonna love it!)
"It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
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