Chocolate is a vegetable.
How, you ask?

Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS.
Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable
category.



Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain
milk, which is dairy.  So candy bars are a health food.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and
strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.